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Regarding my world view and literary style, I’d like to think of myself as a latter day Ambrose Bierce but I’m probably closer to Root Boy Slim.
Check out my posts on The Yellow Ham!
And would it kill you to buy one of my fucking T-shirts?
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Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life 
Dear Mister Dagger,
Do you think that Mitt Romney wears those funny Morman undergarments and if so how do you think they compare to what Newt covers his saggy puckered arse with?
– Just Curious in Woburn
I cannot comment on Mr. Mitt’s undergarments as I have not had the pleasure of seeing him caper about in the altogether. As for Mr. Newt, I was just contemplating having a snack and the thought of him even fully dressed, wrapped up in a rug, and stuffed into the trunk of a Cadillac still makes me feel queasy. So, thank you for asking but I cannot throw any light on this subject nor do I wish to.
Hey gotcha Mr. Dagger… Congratulations! You are loved and I nominated you for the Liebster Blog Award, check it out here: http://allaboutlemon.com/2012/02/12/i-am-beloved-liebster-blog-award/
Enjoy and have fun 🙂
You probably already have a metric assload of awards, but I’ve nominated you for another. See my post at http://fearnoweebles.wordpress.com/2012/05/06/my-first-blog-awards-and-first-award-giveaway — and thanks for a awesome blog.
Madame:
Very kind of you and I will do my best to live up to your expectations.
Chancily yours,
CFD