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Newty Claus is coming to town!


Ooooooh….

You’d better watch out!
The Grinch is in view!
Newt’s on a surge
And he’s going to screw you!
Newty Claus is going to town!

He’s taken the vow
And broken it twice
He’s always been naughty
And never been nice
Newty Claus is going to town!

His ethics are a shambles
He’s really just a schmuck
He paid a fine in Congress for
$300,000 bucks!

Ooooooh

He rakes in the dough
For lobbying pols
Callista needs bling!
That Newt – has got balls!
Newty Claus is going to town!

You better not vote
For Newt or his ilk
The rich will get fat
And the rest will get bilked
Newty Claus is going to town!

He says that he’s a thinker
But his books put me to sleep!
He really is a P – H – D
‘Cause he Piles it High and Deep

Oooooooh

Santorum is nuts
And Bachmann is too
Mitt is a twat
And Perry’s coo coo
But Newty Claus is coming to town!
Newty Claus is coming to town!

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